I've had half of a Smirnoff Classic Lemonade malt beverage.
I feel tipsy.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
That shows you how much I really drink when something that has only 5.8% alcohol/volume can get me tipsy and I've only had 1/2 of one. It's making my tummy hurt. And I feel sweaty. Gross.
I guess it doesn't help that it's 2am and I had an Oreo Cakester, like, 30 minutes ago.
I'm such a fatty.