Dear Next Door Neighbor,
It's 10:30pm. You have had all god damned day to play your tv loud. Why are you choosing now? It's fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. Not all that live in this building are college students like you. I'm sick of calling the office about you, or buzzing your apartment to ask you to be quiet. Fucking open your ears when someone asks you to be quiet nicely. I'm one more time away from punching you in the fucking throat.

Love,
Your annoyed fucking neighbor.