I like to dance like this in public at times where it's not appropriate to dance.

Mmmmm.......I don't even know what kind of cupcakes these are, but I don't even give a fuck. Just give me one.

You know what I hate? When guys reach INSIDE their pants to scratch their nuts and then decide to touch things around them....or another person. Seriously. Wash your fucking hands. Here's a better idea...don't scratch your nuts in public. You don't see girls walking around reaching inside our pants to touch our vag's.

ELEVEN DAYS UNTIL THE 30 SECONDS TO MARS CONCERT!!!
I can't....I can't even....

How Jared's voice gives you an orgasm....

Dear Jared Leto,

When you come to Champaign, IL to play at the Assembly Hall, will you please grant me the following.

1. Please, pass out wrist bands to people who buy merch so that we can have a Meet & Greet like you did 3 years ago when I saw you in Chicago. I didn't get to go to the meet & greet line then because I didn't have something big enough for you to sign. And at the time whoever was running the line said that, "they're not signing body parts." WTF?! I call horse shit, because I would've gotten that permanently tattooed on me.

2. Please play the following songs:
    "From Yesterday", "The Kill", "Alibi", "A Beautiful Lie", "Oblivion", "Capricorn [A Brand New Name]", "The Mission", "100 Suns", "Closer to the Edge"....those ones FOR SURE. Basically anything you play is fine, but those I want to hear the most.

3. Have a theme night like you've done with many of your other shows. But with this one make it a good one. Nothing too weird.

4. I'll be freakin' surprised if anyone really bought any of the Golden Tickets for the Champaign show. Sooo, you should just invite people in section A14 up on stage with you guys. Oh yeah, that's where I'm sitting.

Love,
me

'Sup?

He touches himself a lot when he sings live. Hmmm....

I want these bracelets.

Brendon & Pete at Angels & Kings. It reminds me of that time my cousin Christie & I went to Angels & Kings in Hollywood, CA (on Hollywood Blvd). It was fantastic. Here's a pic.

Don't hate on that necklace I'm wearing. It's fucking fabulous.

OMG HIS UBER PLUMP LIPS.

My husbands lips actually look a lot like his. I should probably make out with my husband more often.

I think I might go on a Brendon Urie and Jared Leto posting spree. Girls, prepare for your lady bits to explode.

So freakin' true.

Dear Next Door Neighbor,
It's 10:30pm. You have had all god damned day to play your tv loud. Why are you choosing now? It's fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. Not all that live in this building are college students like you. I'm sick of calling the office about you, or buzzing your apartment to ask you to be quiet. Fucking open your ears when someone asks you to be quiet nicely. I'm one more time away from punching you in the fucking throat.

Love,
Your annoyed fucking neighbor.

FOURTEEN MOTHER HEFFIN' DAYS TIL THE MOST AWESOME DAY IN MY LIFE SINCE I GOT MARRIED IN '09!!!

See? Even they're excited.

SOFA KING true!

What did we do before Facebook?

When I see Brendon Urie:

All I can think is:

And that thought makes my face do this:

I've had half of a Smirnoff Classic Lemonade malt beverage.
I feel tipsy.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
That shows you how much I really drink when something that has only 5.8% alcohol/volume can get me tipsy and I've only had 1/2 of one. It's making my tummy hurt. And I feel sweaty. Gross.
I guess it doesn't help that it's 2am and I had an Oreo Cakester, like, 30 minutes ago.
I'm such a fatty.

Charlieissocoollike has a new video out!! I seriously get so excited when he posts a new one. Him or Alex Day.