I like to dance like this in public at times where it's not appropriate to dance.

Mmmmm.......I don't even know what kind of cupcakes these are, but I don't even give a fuck. Just give me one.

You know what I hate? When guys reach INSIDE their pants to scratch their nuts and then decide to touch things around them....or another person. Seriously. Wash your fucking hands. Here's a better idea...don't scratch your nuts in public. You don't see girls walking around reaching inside our pants to touch our vag's.

ELEVEN DAYS UNTIL THE 30 SECONDS TO MARS CONCERT!!!
I can't....I can't even....

How Jared's voice gives you an orgasm....

Dear Jared Leto,

When you come to Champaign, IL to play at the Assembly Hall, will you please grant me the following.

1. Please, pass out wrist bands to people who buy merch so that we can have a Meet & Greet like you did 3 years ago when I saw you in Chicago. I didn't get to go to the meet & greet line then because I didn't have something big enough for you to sign. And at the time whoever was running the line said that, "they're not signing body parts." WTF?! I call horse shit, because I would've gotten that permanently tattooed on me.

2. Please play the following songs:
    "From Yesterday", "The Kill", "Alibi", "A Beautiful Lie", "Oblivion", "Capricorn [A Brand New Name]", "The Mission", "100 Suns", "Closer to the Edge"....those ones FOR SURE. Basically anything you play is fine, but those I want to hear the most.

3. Have a theme night like you've done with many of your other shows. But with this one make it a good one. Nothing too weird.

4. I'll be freakin' surprised if anyone really bought any of the Golden Tickets for the Champaign show. Sooo, you should just invite people in section A14 up on stage with you guys. Oh yeah, that's where I'm sitting.

Love,
me

'Sup?

He touches himself a lot when he sings live. Hmmm....

I want these bracelets.

Brendon & Pete at Angels & Kings. It reminds me of that time my cousin Christie & I went to Angels & Kings in Hollywood, CA (on Hollywood Blvd). It was fantastic. Here's a pic.

Don't hate on that necklace I'm wearing. It's fucking fabulous.

OMG HIS UBER PLUMP LIPS.

My husbands lips actually look a lot like his. I should probably make out with my husband more often.

I think I might go on a Brendon Urie and Jared Leto posting spree. Girls, prepare for your lady bits to explode.

So freakin' true.

Dear Next Door Neighbor,
It's 10:30pm. You have had all god damned day to play your tv loud. Why are you choosing now? It's fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. Not all that live in this building are college students like you. I'm sick of calling the office about you, or buzzing your apartment to ask you to be quiet. Fucking open your ears when someone asks you to be quiet nicely. I'm one more time away from punching you in the fucking throat.

Love,
Your annoyed fucking neighbor.

FOURTEEN MOTHER HEFFIN' DAYS TIL THE MOST AWESOME DAY IN MY LIFE SINCE I GOT MARRIED IN '09!!!

See? Even they're excited.

SOFA KING true!

What did we do before Facebook?

When I see Brendon Urie:

All I can think is:

And that thought makes my face do this:

I've had half of a Smirnoff Classic Lemonade malt beverage.
I feel tipsy.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
That shows you how much I really drink when something that has only 5.8% alcohol/volume can get me tipsy and I've only had 1/2 of one. It's making my tummy hurt. And I feel sweaty. Gross.
I guess it doesn't help that it's 2am and I had an Oreo Cakester, like, 30 minutes ago.
I'm such a fatty.

Charlieissocoollike has a new video out!! I seriously get so excited when he posts a new one. Him or Alex Day.

Story of my fucking life.

Ok, last picture? I want to lick his skin off.
Anyways, 19 DAYS 'TIL THE 30STM CONCERT!!!!!!

When my friends don't go all fangirl about things like I do, or when they don't understand my fangirl-ness....

21 days!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Panic! At the Disco first came out, I loved their premiere cd. I haven't gotten another one since b/c where I live, they don't have any good radio stations. We have two top 40, 4 rap, 2 really old rock (which 95% of the songs are awesome, but still), but no "current" alternative/rock stations. So I never hear anything new. We have a college station, but all they play (consistently) is Screamo. I can only listen to that for about 5 minutes 'til I want to rip my head off.

Anyways, so I've gone on YouTube and have watched some of their new vids and I am starting to love them all over again. I remember when they first came out and I saw Brendon Urie and was all, "Um, no" because, well, he wasn't good looking. Amazing what a haircut can do (for the first two albums, his haircut made his head look like a penis to me). Now it's all short 'n messy, and he's gotten a bit older, and now I"m like, "Well, hello there."

Every time I meet someone new and find out that I have more and more in common with them, I always feel like I should be all:

"Can a dead man do this?"

Robert: Iwan only speaks Welsh it’s his first and only language. And you know it’s been hard it’s been difficult but we taught him what he needs to know for the show. For example(turns to Iwan) Say those 2 lines that we were practicing today.

Iwan: I’m not a pedofile.

Robert: and the other one

Iwan: I wanna piss on you’re tits

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Hilarious behind the scenes of Misfits. I swear, I have watched this every day. Here's the link to it. Prepare to laugh.

I seriously wish there was a soundtrack that would play when having sex. And that there's be slo-mo. Like in tv shows/movies. It'd be a whole lot cooler.  What would be my soundtrack?

1. "Spanish Sahara" - Foals
2. "Six Underground" - Sneaker Pimps
3. "Angel" - Massive Attack
4. "Euphoria" - Collide
5. "Razor Sharp" - Collide
6. "I'm So Sick (T-Virus Remix)" - Flyleaf vs. The Legion of Doom
7. "The Outsider" (Renholder Apocalypse Mix) - A Perfect Circle
8. "Talk Show Host" - Radiohead

That's all I've got for now. I love all those songs despite the whole doing it to them or not. They're pretty good songs to just mellow out to. With the exception of the Flyleaf & APC ones since those are a little harder. I heard "Spanish Sahara" on a recent episode of "Misfits" that I watched the other night. Of course it was playing when Alisha & Simon were getting it on. :) I love Simon & Alisha.

I find this to be so true. Really. That's why I keep my shower curtain open all the time. I have this irrational fear that there's going to be some crazy, psycho murderer behind the curtain when I open it. Moreso that than a dead body. Weird.

I love his humor. It's pretty much like mine. Crass. Hilarious. Snarky. He is my new hero when it comes to comedy. Is it weird that he's younger than I am? Not by much, but still. He's awesome.

So, I recently got into that UK show "Misfits", and can I please say how much I freakin' LOOOOOOVE it?! I have one more episode left, but I might restart it all and re-watch it. I think there's a 3rd season, but it's not on DVD yet. Robert Sheehan & Iwan Rhoen are my new favorite actors. Robert is so sexy. But so is Iwan in his own weird way. He's like creepy hot? I don't know.

So, who do I 'ship? Aalisha & Simon as a couple for SURE!!

So, while at my parents house doing laundry, I rented "Charlie St. Cloud" off the OnDemand. I've been wanting to see it ever since it was in the theaters, but never had the chance. I finally gave in and watched it. I put it off for the longest time b/c I hate when movies make me cry like a freakin' baby. Before the movie even started, I started chanting, "It's not real. It's not real. It's NOT real."

Yeah, that failed to help. When Efron first came on the scene, I kind of laughed with him being a part of that High School Musical bullshit, but i have to hand it to the kid. He's a great actor. He was super funny in "17 Again", and then he showed a whole different side to him in this movie. Plus, he's hot. That helps, too. This movie was SO good. There were moments were I was literally like, "OMG WHAT?!" See this movie!!

24 Days.....

....i just came...

Oh how boys make me laugh.

This bitch needs to be punched in the fucking face. You are NOT talented. Being auto tuned means you have absolutely ZERO fucking talent. Your song talks about waking up in the morning, eating cereal, waiting for a bus, an deciding which seat to fucking take & then hanging out and having fun with your friends. You're 13. You're fucking stupid. You should be fucking slapped for thinking that you can be comparable to The Beatles & the Rolling Stones. I hope a tiger eats your face off.

That awkward moment when Rebecca Black asks Justin Bieber to do a duet, and he has to say "Never".